If you lived through the ’80s then you, my friend, LIVED.
In hindsight the ’80s were a glorious if not occasionally, repulsive decade. They had moved on from the laid back ’70s yet still weren’t quite ready to converge upon the power suits and much more serious time of the ’90s. One thing the ’80s did do though, was stamp their very unique mark upon this era.
And it didn’t seem to matter where in the world we grew up, we all pretty much had the same experiences. It’s almost guaranteed that you at some point during this decade, would have been seen listening to a double tape deck blasting Holiday by Madonna whilst simultaneously applying electric blue mascara and teasing the bejesus out of your hair. And there’s a Polaroid picture somewhere to prove it.
I am an unashamed ’80s tragic. The entire decade wasn’t just unique, it was bloody awesome and if you weren’t lucky enough to be around during this time, let me show you what you missed out on:
1. The Rubik’s Cube
You spent hours trying to work out how to solve this sucker. (Or like me, you just changed the stickers around)
2. Bauble Socks
These were a necessity for all self-respecting ’80s girls. For reasons that were never determined.
3. Gremlins
So cute. So evil.
4. Jelly shoes
These things were dangerous! Plastic and sweat, you do the maths.
5. Pac Man
Pac Man of the ’80s was played on a sweet sit down arcade game table and an endless supply of twenty cent pieces. And to this day cannot be surpassed.
6. Sweet Valley High Books
So many SVH books, so little time.
7. Scratch and Sniff Stickers
I can still smell that grape one today. Unsure what Easter smells like though. Carrots or chocolate?
8. Banana Clips
The ultimate in hair fashion.
9. The Barbie Camper Van
Barbie was a serious camper okay.
10. Punky Brewster
We all wanted to be this kid.
11. Poochie
Pretty sure my friends and I would have given away a kidney to secure one of these.
12. The Swatch Watch
Yes. Yes that is a rubber watch protector. No, I’m not proud of this.
13. Rainbow Bright
See her shining bright.
14. Elastics in the playground at school.
England, Ireland, Scotland Wales.
15 . National Lampoons Vacation
Holiday Roaaaaddd.
16. Plastic basket handbags
I’m not going to try and defend this.
17. The Glo Worm
18. E.T.
19. Stick on Earrings
For all those girls who weren’t allowed to pierce their ears, these were the poor substitutes. We all knew we were frauds.
20. Barbie Townhouse
Do you see the lift? This townhouse had a motherflipping lift and was one of the greatest things to happen to tween girls in the ’80s.
21. Blue mascara
So good, so bad.
22. The ‘Life. Be in it’ campaign.
The one time our government instigated a campaign for Australians to get off their arses.
23. Flasks
24. Rara Skirts
A lot of us graduated year 7 in one of these. Tragically.
25. Peaches ‘n’ Cream Barbie
Still the most coveted Barbie doll ever.
26. Shrinky Dinkys
Cut, bake in the oven and they shrink. What sorcery is THIS?!
27. Avon Nail tint
Nail polish for when your Mum thought you couldn’t handle real nail polish. I think I can still smell this.
28. Slush Puppy
Raspberry all the way.
29. Knight Rider
David Hasselhoff circa not getting blind and eating hamburgers off the ground.
30. Rubber Collections
Remember when collecting rubbers (erasers) was a massive deal?
31. Teddy Ruxpin
THIS creepy as all get out teddy bear read you stories (and then haunted your dreams)
32. Atari
I’m still yet to find another video game I kick arse better in than Atari tennis.
33. The Polaroid Camera
Instant pictures. In our hands. Why did we ever think we could supersede this?
34. Hair that defied gravity
35. The Cabbage Patch Kid.
Kaylene May. That was the name on my Cabbage Patch Kid’s birth certificate signed by the one and only Xavier Rudd. Accept no substitutes.
36. Lace, fingerless gloves
You needed the trifecta or you can’t consider yourself a woman of the ’80s
37. Fuzzy Felts
38. The BeDazzler
And not nobody can take that away from you honey.
39. Roller skating
Backwards skate. Oh yeah.
40. The Commodore 64
Anyway else remember being told not to touch the middle of that floppy disk? And they did anyway.
41. Mr Squiggle
Huuurrry UP
42. Game & Watch
If you were REALLY lucky, you had the double screen Donkey Kong version.
43. Crimped Hair.
Jodi Foster should look way happier than she is right now with that amazing crimped do.
44. Pink tape deck.
The double tape deck was obviously the bomb, but this still was quite something.
45. The Walkman.
46. Rods
This is how we learned to count in the ’80s.
47. Sunny-boy iceblocks
Only fools drank these instead of froze them.
48. Humphrey B-Bear
So WHAT if he didn’t wear pants. He was still the coolest guy going weekday mornings.
49. You had a local milkbar that looked like this:
Peter Jackson’s were $1.28 and you could still buy Polly Waffles. Amazing times.
50. You had a hills hoist out the back and you did this:
51. Fido Dido
52. Duran Duran
These guys. Nuff said.
53. Fags (Fads today)
Politically incorrect in ALL the ways, most kids of he 80s spent their days pretending to suck these down JUST like Dad. Class.
54. Sons and Daughters the TV show
Pat the Rat!!
55. Paper Dolls
I don’t care who you are, you dug these.
56. Shoulder Pads
Presented without comment.
57. Garfield
Garfield and Odie. There’s a reason why we still relate to this so much.
58. Australian Women’s Weekly Birthday Cookbook
The cakes that broke and brought the nation together.
59. World Expo 88.
Anyone else remember lining up for the New Zealand pavilion for 6 hours just for an ice-cream?
60. Shoe laces that looked like this
61. Puffy Stickers
Smurfs and Puffy Stickers. The ’80s summed up in one picture.
62. Scrunchies
Don’t even be seen dead in the ’80s without a scrunchie in your hair alright. Preferably in a side-pony.
63. Care Bears
Staple of the ’80s
64. Pound Puppies
Most of us were obsessed with these.
65. Taffeta
Taffeta. So much taffeta
66. Spokey Dokeys
You were THE SHIT if you had these on your bike and you know it.
67. Wham
Wake me up before you break my gaydar.
68. Fraggle Rock
69. Impulse deodorant
So much Impulse sprayed upon our bodies to impress the boys
70. Degrassi Junior High
Spike. That’s all I should need to say.
71. Johnny Depp in 21 Jump Street
Johnny be good. Or bad. Whatever we really didn’t care, just be there.
72. Giorgio – the scent of the ’80s
Who else automatically smells this just looking at it?
73. The Breakfast Club
Don’t You. Forget about me.
74. Overhead Projector
This futuristic contraption was every teacher’s friend and every student’s nightmare.
75. Dirty Dancing
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
76. The Love Boat
Wait, is that the Chief of Staff from Scandal?
77. Sound systems like THIS
SWEEETTT
78. Diff’rent Stokes
WhatchootalkinboutWillis
79. The Coreys
Corey Haim and Corey Feldman. These boys defined the ’80s.
80. Madonna
Madonna WAS the ’80s. End of.
I’ll be honest, when I first thought about putting together 80 things from the ’80s that made it awesome, it seemed quite the lofty task. Now I’m at the end, I feel like I’ve left out far too much. You kids can have your ’90s and beyond, the ’80s were a decade that shaped and moulded the best adults that you see in front of you right now. In that glorious era, we learned how to care, share and not take ourselves not too seriously.
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Best of the 80s
Scott and Charlene's wedding on Neighbours - Image via Facebook
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Cyndi Lauper becomes a fashion icon - Image via Twitter
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The Breakfast Club is released in 1985 - Image via Facebook
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The Breakfast Club is released in 1985 - Image via Facebook
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Live Aid
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Live Aid
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Michael Jackson debuts the moonwalk on Motown - Image via YouTube
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Michael Jackson debuts the moonwalk on Motown - Image via YouTube
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Madonna's iconic conical bra - Image via Twitter
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Dirty Dancing is released in 1987 - Image via Facebook
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Dirty Dancing is released in 1987 - Image via Facebook
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The Space Shuttle Challenger disaster occurs in 1986 - Image via Twitter
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E.T. the movie is released in 1982 - Image via Facebook
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Olivia Newton-John sports leg warmers in her 'Physical' music video - Image via Twitter
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The famous protest in Tiananmen Square - Image via Twitter
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Duran Duran rise to fame - Image via Twitter
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It was Xavier Roberts signature on all the Cabbage patch dolls, jokes, was the author the owner of a fake one? ;)
Ruby
I was born in 1998 and I remember over half of these from my childhood!!!
samiam
This was totally my childhood. What a fun blast from the past :)
Bern
Glad you enjoyed it :)
Jill Hodges Betts
There were 3 or 4 that I wouldn’t recognize because of the fact that I’m in the USA. Lol I didn’t realize we grew up on the same things. I remember all of it and it was awesome.
Bern
Amazing how much of the same pop culture we shared :)
roger
Hey what about sandals and braces for holding ur pants up lol
Karla Babe
some i remember from the 60s…
jelly shoes.. stink feet and blisters… ewww..
i think one of the coolest events was live aid.. the woodstock for a new generation..
Amanda Lynch
I still have my eraser/rubber collection. And you missed hyper colour tshirts, hi-top sneakers and ‘footloose’ socks/legwarmers :-)
Zen Girl
Er… Michael Jackson? Thriller? Red jackets and single gloves? Just sayin’ :-)
Bern
SO many I couldn’t fit in. I’ll have to do another :)
OzDamo
Hypercolor t-shirts!
Bern
I thought that too – turns out they’re ’90s :)
samiam
They were around twice … first time was definitely in the 80’s, then they reappeared in the 90’s.
Ryn
Definitely 80’s. Plus Fluoro and Happy pants!
stupidshiny
How could you leave out fluoro clothing and accessories and the most iconic T of all ‘CHOOSE LIFE’???
Jorge Hodor
My Gosh! I forgot about most of those things. Thank you. It was such a laugh looking at all of those things we used to think was cool. I was definitely an 80’s kid through and through. I really appreciate that you have compiled a list.
Bern
Glad you liked it. :)
Justin Bannah
Cuisinere rods, Fags (candy cigarettes), The Love Boat, OHPs, Humphrey B Bear, roller skating and Life – Be In It all predated the eighties. And that’s not how you spell Rubik’s Cube.
Bern
Thanks for pointing it out Justin – changed.
Poppy Seedles
Some of those were from the 60s. It’s a bit of a mixed bag decade wise.
Bern
Oh for sure. A lot of things straddle decades :)
Shelley Heath
There are about 5 of those that predate the 80s… we had Sunny Boys for 5c at the tuckshop in the 70s, played elastics all through the 70s (ironically I didn’t play them in the 80s as I was in highschool then), fuzzy felts were in the 70s too, as were ‘fags’ and overhead projectors.
Nola Murphy
Some were even 60’s
samiam
But they were still memorable fixtures for those of us growing up in the 80’s, the nostalgia is still there.